chasingtrophywhitetails:

Does anyone else reply to a text mentally but not physically then forgets to actually reply all together or is that just me

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fake-ketchup:

when something doesnt fit in the fridge so u close the door really quickly so that it wont fall out and later a family member opens the fridge and it falls on them

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gearstation:

gearstation:

my roommate and their classmates are burning & sacrificing an animal cracker to pray for their greek final to be canceled

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WOW

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vaginal-erection:

do-i-wanna-know:

what the fuck is this though seriously

a good fucking time thats what
melodymedley:

jokerinmyledger:

camelots-consulting-detective:

My dash did a thing.

THIS IS LIKE BLOODY INCEPTION

Dasheption

Okay, so i just have to fucking point this out…

samanthakaynielsen:

This little girl

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Is going to grow up

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And find out

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About all of these

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And spend her life

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Wondering

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What the fuck happened

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Because you little shits

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Cannot contain yoursleves

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wolfenguy:

communistbakery:

astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day

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nylooms:

tupacabra:

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it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

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omysheeran:

danhowled:

that-jolly-tardis-sound:

panic-at-the-order-of-the-tardis:

logans-v-and-dimples:

mikey-way-galaxy:

mikey-way-galaxy:

isetmynarwhalsonfire:

we’re all like this weird combination of wade and sheen

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With a dash of Vicky

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And that vacuum that eats all the mother fucking food

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And Arwin

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and also that dude Spencer from iCarly

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And a pinch of Oliver Oken

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and a lot of Eric Foreman

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God bless this post

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